Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Russell Brand makes jokes about Justin Bieber's tackle and US Marines during LA gig

As Ricky introduced BRUCE WILLIS as "ASHTON KUTCHER's dad" at Sunday's awards in LA, Russell was also in town - delivering one of his most controversial routines.

His act, played to an intimate crowd in a small LA studio, included jokes about Hitler and shagging pandas, slagging off US Marines and comparing JUSTIN BIEBER's tackle to a corn nut.

The funnyman was being filmed for a docu-film about himself, called Happiness.

His audience included a floppy-haired Bieber lookalike - Russell asked him: "Did you do that haircut to look like Justin Bieber?

"I bet you are getting a lot more sex than you used to. Let's be honest - Justin Bieber, he can't f*** any of them anyway, can he? Having instead of a penis a corn nut."

Russell's film sees him travelling America with a group of marines, visiting one of the toughest prisons in Louisiana and learning meditation.

Talking about the marine instructor in his group, he said: "Hitler would have loved him - all blond hair, blue eyes and muscles. Hitler would have wanted to shag him, saying, 'Oh my, aren't you a big boy?' "

And he added: "The more time I spent in a really masculine environment, the more gay I became.

"I kept making excuses to try and leave.

"I told the producers I would be better at researching porn.

"But they wouldn't have it."

Russell won't be too fussed about crossing the line - he did that years ago.

Source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3357060/Russell-Brand-makes-jokes-about-Justin-Biebers-tackle-and-US-Marines-during-LA-gig.html

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