She asked her Facebook friends: "When do I get the glow? So far I've just looked dog rough!"
Don't worry fellas - before she got up the duff she did enough nude shoots to last nine months.
LADY GAGA has asked ALICE COOPER to perform a cameo at one of her shows. She tweeted after meeting the rocker at the weekend: "I just died and went to hell."
Alice does death stunts at every gig so it's up GaGa's street. Not for the kids or faint-hearted.
ADELE's ex-loves need to think twice about crossing her - she'd rather have them bumped off than let them reveal all.
She said: "I'd double what the papers would pay. Maybe have someone killed."
After regaining No1 slots in both charts she can afford it too.
KYLIE has revealed her closeness to Welsh-born gran Millie Jones, who emigrated to Oz in 1955. Kylie, who plays Cardiff today, said: "One of the dearest people in my life is my Nain (Welsh for gran)."
The singer hopes to have post-gig drinks with relatives.
BOYZONE have set up a music scholarship at Dublin's BIMM college in the name of bandmate STEPHEN GATELY. RONAN KEATING said: "It is a fantastic way to keep Stephen's memory alive among the next generation of successful Irish musicians."
TAIO CRUZ has been inundated with film offers after his song Telling The World was used in upcoming animation flick Rio - which features the voice of ANNE HATHAWAY. He said: "I've been offered opportunities to act in movies and I'm reading the scripts."
The N-DUBZ tour is in doubt after FAZER broke his arm falling down stairs at home yesterday – apparently sober.
The UK tour is due to open on the Isle Of Wight on April 11, with Fazer on keyboards for most songs.
The numpty is doing physio to try to make the gig.
LOUIS TOMLINSON would make a good Artful Dodger.
The ONE DIRECTION singer conned each of the X Factor tour crew into daring him £150 to dress as a carrot on stage in Nottingham.
He's an honourable scamp though. It raised more than £1,000 for Help for Heroes.
Many have tried to give their songs a dubstep makeover and failed.
But MILES KANE has done it properly.
The ex RASCALS frontman got SKREAM to do a brilliant remix of Rearrange, from his new solo album.
Worth a download.
KEITH RICHARDS is donating profits from a limited edition T-shirt to Japanese earthquake relief.
The ROLLING STONE had the top made based on a photo taken on the Japanese leg of the 1990 Steel Wheels Tour.
Buy it at keithrichards.com in either classic or fitted styles - perfect for JLS.
PROFESSOR GREEN has flunked his driving test.
He tweeted: "Fuming! Failed over slipping into 3rd instead of 5th... recovered but still got failed. P*****." The Prof's new year's resolution was to pass his test. At least he'll be able to go out and still have a drink.
JESSIE J is on the bill for the T4 On The Beach one-day festival in Weston-super-Mare, Somerset. THE WANTED and THE VIEW will also be playing on Sunday, July 10 with more acts to follow. Tickets go on sale on Friday and you can register at channel4.com/t4.
RALF LITTLE is ready for his pipe and slippers. The Royle Family actor said: "I'm 31 now so I've had a year to get over my mid-life crisis. I've accepted that I'm old. I now ache for seven days after football and it takes me six days to get over a hangover."
PADDY POWER are taking bets on who will win TAKE THAT's flab-fighting contest. GARY BARLOW has been priced favourite by the bookie at 4/5, with rival ROBBIE WILLIAMS at 10/11. All profits from bets will be donated to a charity of the winner's choice.
JUSTIN BIEBER's been telling porkies about meeting ROBERT PATTINSON to compare hairstyles.
The Twilight actor said: "I've never met this guy. I was like, 'You're really famous, man. What are you doing? You don't need to use me to make up stories!' "
DAVID HASSELHOFF is hoping to use his new-found popularity from being a judge on Britain's Got Talent to resurrect his failed pop career.
The Hoff has already started to look into the possibility of a UK tour.
Jump In My Car? More like jump off a cliff.
There's a strange credit on RADIOHEAD'S album King Of Limbs - "a big thank you to DREW BARRYMORE" which confirms rumours she let the group record in her Hollywood mansion.
Hope Thom didn't do any of his horrendous dancing around the house.
The Xtra Factor's search for a big name to fill KONNIE HUQ's boots is failing - The Only Way Is Essex gimp MARK WRIGHT has been asked to audition.
If he's got a chance, don't be too surprised if CHICO, EastEnders' SANJAY and my local butcher are in the frame.
ROBERT PATTINSON has revealed an eye for the ladies got him into acting.
He said: "My dad saw some pretty girls in a restaurant one day and asked them where they came from.
"They went to the drama club, so I ended up going down to this place and that was it!"
JLS are helping their new rivals ONE DIRECTION reach the top of the charts by writing songs for them.
ORITSE said: "The songs are going to be poppy and up-tempo to showcase their characters. What better people to write for a boyband than a boyband?"
MATHEW HORNE is petrified pal JAMES CORDEN will ask him to do a speech at his wedding because being funny would stress him out.
He said: "I haven't been asked to do a speech but I think it would be quite interesting if I was. It would be quite a lot of pressure!"
Wireless festival chiefs are continuing their mission to bring back some of pop's biggest stars for the summer.
Organisers have signed up GRACE JONES to support PULP on Sunday, July 3.
There are bound to be plenty of oddballs in the crowd that day.
CHERYL COLE's wardrobe is crammed with useless designer clobber she's been photographed in.
She explained: "I can't wear it twice if I've been papped in it."
She also has a secret stash of clothes for private parties: "My fave is a Miu Miu little black dress."
P DIDDY is on course to be the first hip-hop billionaire, according to Forbes mag.
Yet the rap mogul, whose single Ass On The Floor is out next month, is still not flashing the cash to mates.
He said: "To everyone calling me for a loan today, I do not have that money today!" Tight-wad.
N-DUBZ's FAZER has been spending his cash wisely – helping his mum buy a new family pad.
He said: "We had nothing so for me to turn it around is amazing. It's very comfy. I'm not sharing a room with my brothers any more."
Bet they still fight over the remote, though.
BETH DITTO reckons it doesn't matter that ELTON JOHN is an older father because he is wealthy enough to pay to stay young.
GOSSIP frontwoman Beth said: "I did think that he was going to be an old dad but he's got the money to stay young. New kidney? You got it. New heart? Done."
US rapper BUSTA RHYMES wants to record with DIZZEE RASCAL and CHIPMUNK while over here to play the One Love Peace festival at Wembley in July.
He said: "I'm happy about what these dudes do, I'll look them up."
He'll also be visiting family in the north west. Look out for him in the chippy.
MARINA of MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS has been taking the mick out of BRITNEY SPEARS on Twitter.
She tweeted: "I felt so annoyed when Britney shaved her head. I'd planned to do it the week before to make people gossip about my fragility and depression. She totally stole my thunder."
MONA have been keeping busy while not on stage at South By Southwest festival this week - by hammering THE VACCINES at pool in local bars.
The bands met during an interview at the Texas fest.
Hopefully Mona will find a Brit act who are a bit better with a pool cue.
Dublin-born IMELDA MAY's first paid singing job was for a Findus fish fingers advert.
So it's not bad that she is playing a special St Patrick's Day gig at the Roundhouse in London's Camden tonight with guitarlegend JEFF BECK.
Imelda's next single, Sneaky Freak, is out on April 4.
After exchanging flirty texts for a month RIHANNA and COLIN FARRELL have finally gone on a date.
The pair hit an LA restaurant on Wednesday but were careful not to be seen together.
They met on GRAHAM NORTON's chat show before Christmas. If this develops, he'll be the luckiest Oirish fella alive.
KIMBERLEY WALSH would Skype her pal CHERYL COLE in LA but the pair can't get to grips with it.
The GIRLS ALOUD star said: "We chat on the phone but we don't Skype. I've never got into it and Cheryl's a technophobe. I do miss her when she's in LA."
She might have to get used to that...
WILL SMITH doesn't like the countryside because he's scared of insects.
His wife JADA PINKETT SMITH said: "I spend a lot of time out in nature with my kids. I try to get Will out but he doesn't like nature - he doesn't like bugs and stuff."
Men In Black must have scared the life out of him.
X Factor's AIDEN GRIMSHAW is in final talks with Sony about a record deal. The label have already picked up CHER LLOYD, ONE DIRECTION, TESCO MARY and REBECCA FERGUSON from last year's series. Aiden wowed crowds on the X Factor tour with his cover version of Mad World.
JACK WILSHERE really has made it now - he's been name-checked by CHIPMUNK on the rapper's new track, Moment For Life.
The Arsenal star played with Chipmunk in the Gunners' youth set-up.
He Tweeted: "Big thanks to @Chipmunk-Artist for mentioning me in his new song."
The roads are about to get more dangerous, PROFESSOR GREEN takes his driving test next week.
The rapper made a New Year's resolution to get behind the wheel after blowing a fortune on taxis. Yesterday he tweeted pal LILY ALLEN: "If I pass my test next Monday can I borrow your T-reg Golf?"
The man who has steered the careers of OLLY MURS and JLS is leaving their Epic label to set up his own operation under rival Universal. Record exec NICK RAPHAEL has masterminded hits for the X Factor runners-up and artists including PALOMA FAITH. He'll need an impressive new roster to top that.
DANIEL RADCLIFFE must dance like an uncle at a wedding. The Harry Potter actor had to learn how to throw shapes for new Broadway musical How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying. But he said: "The thought of dancing scared me - I have no aptitude for it."
Hangover star BRADLEY COOPER has dismissed a rumour about the follow-up. He said: "I've been hearing that CHARLIE SHEEN is in the movie, which would be odd since we already shot it.
"MIKE TYSON's back. It takes place in Bangkok. It's a little darker than the first one but I think it could be great."
WILEY, UK rap's very own CHARLIE SHEEN, loves posting videos of himself online. Yesterday he uploaded a seven-minute clip of him making a boiled egg and toast while dancing topless to TINIE TEMPAH hit Frisky. He ranted: "You gotta appreciate the egg and soldiers. Trust me."
TINIE TEMPAH will have a proper reason to wear his shades this summer - he'll be playing at Ibiza and Mallorca Rocks. PLAN B, DIZZEE RASCAL, FATBOY SLIM plus many more top acts will play gigs on the islands over 17 weeks starting from May 31. For tickets and info see ibizarocks.com.
JUSTIN BIEBER's mum Patti was heard outside his hotel room after his Liverpool gig, shouting: "Tell him to get off the BlackBerry, I am not going to email him to tell him to brush his teeth." His gnashers did need a clean - he'd ordered £500-worth of Nando's for a midnight snack for him and his team.
ADELE didn't get the ELBOW off top spot in the albums chart. Her collection 21 held firm as the band's Build A Rocket Boys entered at No2, while REM's Collapse Into Now is new at No5. Adele's Someone Like You remains top of the singles chart, just ahead of JESSIE J's Price Tag.
CHERYL COLE's feet take such a battering from her high heels on a night out that she keeps her slippers on standby for when the pain gets too bad. She said: "A lot of girls carry fold-up ballet pumps. I put my big fluffy slippers in my car to change into after an event." Wonder if she owns a pipe?
LILY ALLEN is feeling charitable. She's auctioning a VIP trip for Comic Relief. The winner of the Twit Relief eBay auction can choose between a spree in her shop Lucy In Disguise or a day at the cricket or footie with Fulham fan Lily. Seeing BOBBY ZAMORA in the flesh is surely worth a bid.
OCEAN COLOUR SCENE fans should get along to This Feeling tonight. Frontman SIMON FOWLER is doing a one-off set of the band's hits and B-sides at the Queen Of Hoxton in East London. New bands WHEELS and BIBELOTS will also play. Doors open at 8pm. See thisfeeling.co.uk.
WAYNE ROONEY is ranked 200th in the world at FIFA 11, according to Manchester United team-mate 3462835
DARRON GIBSON. The England striker's ranking is based on the number of games he has played and won online. I could still take him at Street Fighter II on the SNES.
THE ULTRA GIRLS are the first act to support KYLIE MINOGUE in six years.
The new girl group, from Leeds, will open for the Australian star on her Les Folies UK arena tour dates from March 22.
BUSTA RHYMES will play the One Love Peace reggae festival at Wembley Arena on July 31 then visit relatives.
The Yank said: "I haven't been to Britain for a couple of years. I've got to see family in Morecambe, Preston and Blackpool."
Look out for him on the Big One.
U2's Spider-Man musical is being put on hold after director JULIE TAYMOR quit.
The £40million Broadway show, hit by production problems and bad previews, is now postponed until June. This gives bosses time to go back to the drawing board.
BOB DYLAN will play his only UK gig of the year at new Irish music festival London Feis.
Given the gravel-voiced singer's erratic shows, it will be no surprise if he plays a whole set of Irish jigs at the event in Finsbury Park on June 18.
Tickets on sale now.
LILY ALLEN has told fans not to watch her TV show Riches To Rags about opening her London clothes shop Lucy In Diguise.
She Tweets: "We started filming a year ago and I feel like a different person now. I'm inclined to ask you not to watch. I am embarrassed."
BRITNEY SPEARS has turned into a fitness fan as she gears up for her latest comeback.
The singer has two-hour sessions at a dance studio and stints with a trainer three times a week blending weights, cardio, yoga and kickboxing.
All she needs now is singing lessons.
SARAH HARDING is starting to look after herself (she is 30 this year).
She told Closer mag: "I'm more health conscious. I've been in GIRLS ALOUD for nearly ten years.
I call them 'girlband years' because for every year you age three. I have regular facials and micro-dermabrasion treatments."
SUNDAY GIRL is picking up friends in high places.
Fashion designer KARL LAGERFELD has asked the singer, real name JADE WILLIAMS, to sit front row at his Chanel Show for Paris Fashion Week today.
Jade said: "I'm so excited. He said he had seen me in one of my videos."
WILLOW SMITH has been putting in impressive shifts here opening for JUSTIN BIEBER.
Her famous dad WILL and mum JADA PINKETT SMITH are with her. But is life on the road affecting her schooling?
Asked about it, she said: "It's 50 per cent hard work and 102 per cent fun." Oh dear.
ROD STEWART is playing a massive outdoor show in the queen's back yard this summer.
The legendary Scot will headline Hard Rock Calling in London's Hyde Park on June 26.
Turnips BON JOVI headline the previous night - I know when I'd rather be there.
THE VIEW are right back on form with album Bread And Circuses, out next week.
And until then you can keep up to date with all the shenanigans from KYLE FALCONER and Co as they join the list of guest tweeters on my Bizarre app - which is still free for the first 30 days.
MORRISSEY has been confirmed as the headliner at Hop Farm festival in Kent on July 1.
Also performing over the weekend are LOU REED, EAGLES, BRYAN FERRY and OCEAN COLOUR SCENE.
The event prides itself on having no sponsorship or branding. If Mozza gets his way, there'll be no meat either.
Brace yourselves - LET LOOSE are back together. The band hit No2 in 1994 with Crazy For You and drummer LEE MURRAY and singer RICHIE WERMERLING feel now is the time for a comeback.
Nope, I don't know why either.
Canada's rap-rock scamps DOWN WITH WEBSTER hit the UK for their first dates at the end of the month.
They play the Water Rats in London on March 31, The Deaf Institute in Manchester on April 1 and The Empire in Middlesbrough on April 2.
They are already huge back home so could be worth a look.
SNOOP DOGG is clearly excited about his appearance at east London festival Lovebox this July.
He said: "Wat it do London? I can't wait to come overseas 'n' blow it down like a broke stove. It's goin' down like four flat tyres. Stay ready."
Like a broke stove?
LADY GAGA may be as daft as GAZZA but she knows her music. She has been bigging up Brit singer PATRICK WOLF.
She went to one of his gigs, asked to meet him backstage and has been raving about him since. His ridiculous outfits probably had something to do with it.
ROGER DALTREY is taking a trip to the seaside for fish 'n' chips, a stick of rock and, of course, a gig. THE WHO lord will play the O2 Academy in Bournemouth on March 19 to warm up for his sell-out Royal Albert Hall Teenage Cancer Trust gig five days later.
BRUNO MARS, THE STREETS and DAVID GUETTA have been added to the bill at this summer's Wireless Festival in London's Hyde Park.
BLACK EYED PEAS, PULP and CHEMICAL BROTHERS will headline the three days of gigs, which starts on July 1.
See wirelessfestival.co.uk.
IAIN DOWIE is joining a team of Sky Sports stars for a charity footie game against pals and family of RONNIE JACOB on March 11. Ronnie, five, suffers from cerebral palsy and needs to raise £60,000 for an op to help him walk.
See ronniesjourney.co.uk for tickets.
The Eighties had When Harry Met Sally and we get When Ronan Met Burt. RONAN KEATING and BURT BACHARACH are releasing an album of Burt's songs on March 21. Wonder what the pair will do for their own version of the classic diner scene.
JAMES CORDEN scored at Upton Park on Sunday. He got the groundsman to let him and his mates have a kickabout after the Hammers' win over Liverpool. Shame KENNY DALGLISH wasn't watching – James is probably more lethal than DAVID NGOG.
THE weird one-pieces the X Factor lot were sporting last year have now taken off in America.
JENNIFER LOPEZ admitted at Harvey Weinstein's Montblanc pre-Oscar party on Saturday that she was planning on wearing one at home to watch the Awards last night.
I suppose it can't look much worse than when PAIJE RICHARDSON tried one.
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